Position: Editor, Boss-lady
Mich is the head scanner and editor (and one of the group founders), and abuses her authority by demanding that the other staff members dance like monkeys for her. She claims it is rejuvenating for her skin. She enjoys rolling around like a panda and flipping through yaoi with her suspicious panda thumb.
Position: Translator, Slave-driver
A slave-driving stuffed animal, Nyang threatens all who oppose her with severe bodily harm. One of the group founders, she tells anyone who will listen that Mich drafted her into it. She loves sleeping, eating, and playing Digital Devil Saga, and sometimes even fits translating into her busy schedule. She is addicted to spider solitaire and pretty boys but possesses a crippling fear of earthworms.
Position: Part-time Translator, Full-time Slacker
Nuu is a design student who would rather draw comics, so instead she spends all her time bumming around and doing jack shit. Although she is a founder, she was considerably less productive than previously imagined, much to the chagrin of Mich and Nyang. Besides that, she provides most of the graphics used in the site, not including the ones related to our projects. She lies around like a slug while drawing.
Position: Proofreader, Hardcore Crossword Puzzler
Previously known as Kayi, Nana enjoys doing crossword puzzles, unfazed by the fact that she once spelled "alcohol" as "alohol". Her excellent vocabulary has made her the perfect proofreader. She loves bomberman and sudoku, but hates soft drinks and whipped cream, especially together.
Position: Code-whore, Honorary Slacker
Saku's limited set of useful skills and her lack of a work ethic were not enough to stop her from completing the layout. Having used up a year's quota of work, however, she now hibernates and dreams of pretty boys making out. She likes gothloli, but not Lolita.
Position: Annoying Critic, Typesetter
Forcefully drafted into the VnD workforce by the other VnD members, Schumacher resists attaining any semblence of productivity with all her might. She is DQ's leather daddy and the two regularly engage in cringe-inducing love talk in staff convos.
Position: Editor
Silverserpent is an odd girl who has memorized the preamble to the constitution and all the helping verbs and can recite them on request. She loves soccer and rock climbing but is prone to bouts of road rage when confronted with slow drivers. She's also secretly Nyang's evil twin, although which is eviler is currently under debate.
Position: Translator
Kurogane
Position: Translator
Rush Miadoa
Position: Typesetter
Retired Staff
Ash, Kaneha, DQ, Carmel, Aeri